MINE CRAFT YOU WHORE!

Oh Mine Craft. You are my Crack Cocaine. My Booze after a long day. You are always there for me. But Why? Why is it every time i step in your world all time seems to pass by? What do you Take away, My Free Will, My Soul? My heart, my Heart she is taken. Oh you Within the machine, The Program of the Soul...

In other words. Why can't i feel my eyes?

ahem

vice
heres four steps to saving ur self

1. get gun
2. buy bullets
3. aim at head
4. pull trigger

I tried they bounced off my skull.

I feel your pain. Minecraft is indeed awesomely addictive.

I must have missed something, I can't believe it I watched the stars most carefully and I saw no portent of this coming beast, that sucks out a man's life force and will, leaving him but a hollow shell of what he once was... My true meaning being, what is this you speak of, and where can I get it?

http://www.minecraft.net/

Also look on youtube at what people have managed to build.

God i've built so much shit in that game. I built a snow globe castle under water.

Just got it........

Now I can't sleep...........

Welcome to the world of not feeling your eyes.

I don't care what time it is! Theres diamond here! Must keep mining!

...I just noticed

I haven't drunk the cup of tea next to my computer...For five hours...This isn't like me....

I don't think I've had a proper sleep in some time, and- Oooh, Redstone...


Let this be a lesson kids, Minecraft is DANGEROUS

It's like Crack, Minus the drug... No wait notch's updates are like new shippment... so yes i think that notch is now a crack dealer.... Of Mine Craft.

MINECRACK. THE GAME THAT JUST KEEPS TAKING(your life)

We should make a WW1 source map based of Mine Craft. or at least fighting in the mine craft mines.

You can never escape, Mr. Anderson.

TheLoneBunghole wrote:You can never escape, Mr. Anderson.

Damn it, thats my line