The Ultimate Question

Which dictator was the coolest?
(feel free to nominate any I've missed)

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1 - Our God: Stalin

Kill-Death Ratio: Unknown, most historians estimate arround 20 - 30 million, some as high as 50 million if you include all executions of "deserters" (many of whom would accually not of been attempting to desert) and German PoWs.
Nationality: Georgian/Soviet/God.
Motto: The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of a million is a statistic.
Humour: Starving peasants, killing peasants, laughing at peasants, having people killed .
Favourite Movies: American Westerns, he forced his friends and family to watch them, if they refuessed he had them killed (true story) .
Favourite Books: The Communist Manifesto.
Religion: Hippie and nature lover - he accually was, he at first was an Athiest but as he went 'nuttier' he began to believe in a Communist, peace-loving god of nature that beat the Germans with snow.
Favourite Food/Drink: Vodka Vodka and peasant skin.
Nicknames: 'Uncle Joe' and 'The Red Tsar'
Popularity: Estimated 46% of all Russians seeing him as a hero.
Enemies: Hitler, Lenin and Trotskey, also Social Democrats, he stated "the Social Democrats are even more an enemy then nazis, because the Democrats mock true Socialism - Communism", finally the enemy he could never beat - Mannerheim.
Friends: Hitler, Lenin and Trotsky, also Social Democrats - as you can see he was a very side-swapping person.
Hobbies: Hunting, skinning peasants, drinking vodka.
Favourite Colour: Red/Green
Skills: Very good at betraying 'friends', and skinning peasants.





Compared with the others he basically has the funniest sense of humour
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2 - Hillarious Hitler

Kill-Death Ratio: A minimum of 80 million, however, neo-nazis believe he lives on with a master race of super-humans under Antartica.
Nationality: Austrian/German/God.
Motto: The German people deserve to suffer, for failing to win this war.
Humour: Genocide .
Favourite Movies: A British movie inwhich a British regiment massacres 1000s of rebelling Indians. .
Favourite Books: Mein Kampf.
Religion: Neo-paganism/Athiesm (at this point I beggin to notice they all were for pretty nutty religions).
Favourite Food/Drink: Beer, and no he wasn't accually a vegetarian, it's a myth.
Nicknames: Fuhrer
Popularity: An inspiration to mass murderers everywhere.
Enemies: Stalin, Churchill and Jews (despite having a Jewish grandmother)
Friends: Stalin, Rudolf Hess, Good Old Goebels the God, and a pet dog that was killed by a British shell in WW1, also Thor, Odin etc.
Hobbies: Genocide .
Favourite Colour: White but also, most strangley black.
Skills: Becoming the most known name in the world through some different methods to most modern celebreties.




Compared with the others he basically has the best reputation of being a mass murderer and the funniest religious views.
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3 - The Magnificant Mao

Kill-Death Ratio: Unkown, Chinese covered alot, however many people claim as high as 80 million through his decissions.
Nationality: Chinese/Commie/God.
Motto: CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Humour: Starving peasants, killing peasants, laughing at peasants, having peasants killed , also once he changed the go on traffic lights in China to Red, being a Commie, 1000s died from confuession accidents.
Favourite Movies: ...
Favourite Books: The Communist Manifesto.
Religion: Athiest
Favourite Food/Drink: Peasant skin.
Nicknames: ...
Popularity: Pretty much 25% of the world view him as a hero, or atleast dare not question his status of it - that's gotta be a record for popularity.
Enemies: None commies.
Friends: Commies.
Hobbies: Skinning peasants
Favourite Colour: Red
Skills: Killing peasants.




Compared with the others he is the most popular, and the most wasted. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________


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4 - Muscley Mussolini

Kill-Death Ratio: Aproximately 300'000 people in Ethopia and in WW2, and thousands more of 'weaknesses' in Italy.
Nationality: Italian/God.
Motto: It's good to trust others but not to do so is much better.
Humour: Killing black people, gay people, insane people, weak people and sucking hitler's dick .
Favourite Movies: ...
Favourite Books: ...
Religion: Catholic Christian
Favourite Food/Drink: People Flesh Pizza.
Nicknames: Muscly Musso
Popularity: Suprisingly still popular in Italy and Spain.
Enemies: Bolshies and Bulldogs.
Friends: Hitler.
Hobbies: Sucking hitler's dick.
Favourite Colour: Black/Green/White
Skills: Easily invading weak countries and easily falling to stronger ones...



Compared with the others he basically has the best sense of taste and the biggest muscles. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________


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Kill-Death Ratio: Quite low if you only look at those who died at the actions of her police-state, but she did leave over 1 million people without jobs and suffering, also over 1000 have died from her actions of worsening the Northern Ireland problem, and prehaps 10's of 1000s more as the result of her attempts to privatize the healthcare service and destroy the NHS which resulted in a total mess.
Nationality: British/Satin/Puppet.
Motto: We declare that I have your milk now, and one can now larf at you.
Humour: Ruining countries and having the police beat people up.
Favourite Movies: Movies? She doesn't know what that is, she still uses a projector from the 1910s.
Favourite Books: Mein kampf.
Religion: (Quite Extremely) Protestant Christian.
Favourite Food/Drink: Swan.
Nicknames: 'Thatcher the Milk Snatcher' (as she got rid of milk for school children), 'The Biggest Bastard' (given by the IRA), 'Fucking Thatcher' 'Fascist Thatcher' 'Thatcher the Fascist' 'The Iron Lady'.
Popularity: Pretty much hated by 90% of the British population and 50% of the Northern Irish population.
Enemies: 90% of the British population, the IRA, Britain itself, the Queen, Socialists, Liberals, millions more.
Friends: ...
Hobbies: Destroying nations, seeing 1000s suffer, crushing pieces of coal.
Favourite Colour: Blue.
Skills: Very good at brainwashing people to support her and then oppressing them, a bit like Hitler really.

She may not of been officially a dictator, but she did use fear to stay in power and was very corrupt, she sent in the police to beat up protesters when people got angry and she turned a blind eye on rigging of elections in Northern Ireland so I consider her a dictator.
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If anyone wants me to add anymore just ask .

i voted for stalin because the fact tht he lost to us makes him the most hillarious and idiotic one

I voted for Stalin because his mustache is sexy.

mannerheims are sexyer

Lies!

Mousolini!



He even had an evil lair home of benevolence and love with nothing wrong about it!

So be it - I shall add Mussolini

By the way, all the "Si"s on the building are answering to Musolini's awesomeness. You literally can't deny it, so it answers for you.

I have just finished a new film

Your all fucking horrible people......

That being said i feel insulted that you left out Che Guevara.

voted hitler =) last video was soo FUN =)

Wait....A list of dictators and Parliament after thatcher isn't on it?

Let thatcher be added!

Vicey said...

Your all fucking horrible people......

That being said i feel insulted that you left out Che Guevara.

Vice, Ernesto 'Che' Guevara is a hero to me, and a matyr for freedom and justice, as is Fidel Castro, over my dead body will I put their names next to Stalin and Hitler and have those great liberators mocked and compared to such bastards. Also you can in no way call Che a dictator as he never took power for himself, once the liberation of Cuba was over he went to fight for freedom in Bolivia, but was sadly betrayed by some peasants who had been bribed and was executed . But his message lives on in freedom-fighters arround the world like in Libya now, and his message can never be silenced, he has embodied what it is to rise up against evil for freedom and justice, as Nelson Mandella said: "Che Guevara is an inspiration to everyone who loves freedom."

Hasta siempre comandante!

Hey I agree with everything u said about thatcher apart from the riots and her response to them, I'm not going to go into it but she did the right thing in destroying the miners trade unions and lowering the power of the trade union, I personally like not having my electricity being turned off every month due to the unions power.

However everything else u said was true, she just went crazy

Goggles, I was more refering to her allowing the coal industry to bugger off to use slave labour in the 3rd world rather then having them provide jobs here, then I was refering to her destruction of the unions' power (although I personally still think the unions were good), one main reason our country is in economic problems is because we're sat on some of the biggest coal locations there are but have no one mining them...and huge un-employment because there are no mining companies. Anyway let's forget about real politics here I'm sure we all can agree - thatcher was shit and comparable to these dictators, therefore let her be added to the dictator voting list .

If you want to argue with me about politics do it over private message ^^.

BEHOLD